Friday, December 14, 2007

Entertaining Spam

So, I was scanning my spam email. There are many emails about pharma pills, herbal supplements, cheap luxury goods, and requests for my bank account #, but the funniest pertain to penis enlargement. My favorite is the last one. In light of this information, perhaps I should get into the business of selling nostrums to decrease the size of a woman's vagina.

shock the shit out of her when your big cock slams her...
you've waited this long to enlarge your cock?
your prays to have big dick finally came true. Simply follow this metho...
yes it gets big, yes it gets strong, yes you can do it
its no good thinking your dicks big when it aint
if your sick of the girls leaving, enlarge your pole
failed on your first date, because your "friend" was small enough?
remember, everything comes up to a size in this world!
1, 2 oh no 3 orgasms! WOW you can have them too, its simple.
a night on the town? dont get caught out with a wee winky! get a gorill...
hello, I am pretty russian girl, bored tonight. would you like...
its super easy to make your dick big, reap the benefits
your new you will be the dream of all women
want to have true manpower, look in Khamsone maple...
make your lassie tremble in your arms