Sperm Stoppers

In a commercial for Trojan condoms that has its premiere tonight, women in a bar are surrounded by anthropomorphized, cellphone-toting pigs. One shuffles to the men’s room, where, after procuring a condom from a vending machine, he is transformed into a head-turner in his 20s. When he returns to the bar, a fetching blond who had been indifferent now smiles at him invitingly.

Fox and CBC rejected the commercial.

Fox said “Contraceptive advertising must stress health-related uses rather than the prevention of pregnancy.”

“It’s so hypocritical for any network in this culture to go all puritanical on the subject of condom use when their programming is so salacious,” said Mark Crispin Miller, a media critic who teaches at New York University. “I mean, let’s get real here. Fox and CBS and all of them are in the business of nonstop soft porn, but God forbid we should use a condom in the pursuit of sexual pleasure.”

Amen.

Most Emailed from BBC Website

If you guessed people were busy emailing stories about the chaos in Gaza or the seven men jailed for key roles in an al-Qaeda-linked plot to kill thousands of people in the UK and US, then you were wrong. Here are the most emailed stories from the BBC website when I looked today.

Woman jailed for testicle attack
'Aftershave drink' kills Russians
Men suffer from phantom pregnancy
Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

And my favorite which periodically finds its way to the top of the most-emailed rankings even though the story was reported many months ago: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat.

High School Reunion Questions

The Hastings Senior High class of 1997 reunion is the weekend after Independence Day. Here are the questions we should answer:

I am currently living at...
I work at...
My family...
Since I graduated High School 10 years ago I have...
My biggest achievement or my biggest mistake in the last 10 years is...
If I knew in High School what I know now I would or would not...
Who from our class have you connected with since HS that you did not know well 10 years ago?
What was one thing you thought so important that makes you laugh now?
The craziest place you have been in the last 10 years?
Additional comments or something I want to share...

I am open to fictitious suggestions.