JC Incarnate and Eggs Benedict

If I am the truth, the way, and the light, am I wrong?
Psst... Justice Scalia... You Know, You're an Activist Judge, Too

Cardinal Ratzinger is now Pope Benedict XVI. I don't know much about original Saint Benedict, but I know his first name was Eggs. I also know that I have the Benedictine Eucharist about once a month at a restaurant. Am I now eating the pope, am I receiving the pope in a spiritual manner, is it merely symbolic, or is it an act beyond human comprehension. Transubstantiation, spiritual presence, symbolism, or pious silence. The hollandaise is telling me pious silence.