congratulations mac. third place among miac teams at the region meet. stolaf and carleton took one-two overall. bo was 14 seconds away from an individual birth to nationals.
7. Macalester
20 Bo Rydze, Sr 26:05 5:15
28 Eric Olson, Sr 26:20 5:18
41 Roscoe Sopiwnik, Jr 26:41 5:22
55 Dylan Keith, So 27:04 5:27
60 Nate Crider, Fr 27:11 5:28
85 Matt Wegmann, Fr 27:38 5:33
104 Tim Stendahl, Jr 28:17 5:41
Time = 2:13:20 Places = 204
nebraska 3 – oklahoma 30
hey, they beat the spread.
minnesota politics
minnesota had the highest voter turnout in the nation at 77.3%. in minneapolis 78% of the voters didn't chose bush. the elections gave the minnesota house an extreme makeover. the democrats gained 14 seats, closing the republican majority to 68-66. democrats control the senate 36-31. governor tim "small testicles" pawlenty has started harassing native american owned casinos in an attempt to squeeze money out of them and into state coffers. pawlenty has been forced to do this because he apparently needs money but refuses to raise taxes. i emailed pawlenty and said "why don't you cut some programs, is it because you're a huge pussy." pawlenty emailed back with a timorous "yes."
tim "duplex" pavlish
marye and i helped tim move a few things to his new house on saturday. the place is nice. the inside is very new. tim is inhabiting the first floor. enter the front door, take a right into the right half of tim's floor. from front to back you have living room, dining room, bedroom. in the living and dining areas the floors are wood, the walls are yellow, and the ceilings are high. the windows are long, six feet maybe, and let in the winter sun. the only bathroom on the first floor is in tim's bedroom. if you are over 250 pounds, you can’t take a shit there. the left half of the first floor houses tim's spacious kitchen, where tim will be training for an appearance on iron chef. to the left of the kitchen is the laundry room. now for the upstairs. enter the front door, high knees, up, take a right, up some more and there you are. a bedroom occupies the front quarter of the second floor. it has a big closet and space for a desk. the middle half of the second floor is split with a living room on the right and a kitchen on the left. the rear quarter of the second floor has a bathroom on the left and bedroom on the right. tim has one renter already, a bibulous cousin. tim is also friendly with the neighbors already. a little too friendly if you ask me. friday afternoon tim had just finished toweling off after a shower and was walking into his bedroom when suddenly his 82 year old neighbor marge scared the bejesus out of him. “hi tim, i see that you’re naked. anyway, i brought some cake and icecream for you.” “marge, jesus!, i mean, thanks. how about you wait in the dining room.” the point of this story is that if you go to visit tim and the door is locked, he still might be home. marge is cool though, she has a basketball hoop. sometime tim and i will play her in 21.
in other news, i went shopping for schultz’s wedding gift at target on sunday. i bought him a sponge bob square pants soap holder.
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Marye, why are you or Holly, or any other woman telling us this? Don't you remember 1 Timothy, 2:12, which states that no woman should have authority over or teach a man? Why are you trying to educate me?!?! Or was it 2 Timothy....I get my timmy's screwed up.
Holly, admitting your mistakes is the first step, and I commend you for your honesty. But like you said, some form of discipline is in order. I will be arriving in California to administer the discipline shortly.
Holly, admitting your mistakes is the first step, and I commend you for your honesty. But like you said, some form of discipline is in order. I will be arriving in California to administer the discipline shortly.
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