dewey defeats truman

people who complain about outsourcing remind me of people who complain about losing after they got a head start. outsourcing is good.

in my brief adult life i have yet to be affected by politics. government does not affect me. the only thing that suffers is the nation’s probity, as defined by me. that's why, like jude, i am not going to vote. i already pay monthly fees to the city of minneapolis for water, solid waste disposal, and sewer use. i tread on local streets, arterials, highways, and interstates. i'll pay for that. i currently pay to use public transportation when i bus to work. but if i have to drive, i will. i'll buy a fucking CXT and drive that shit through people’s yards. i live in a safe neighborhood with lower-income families providing a buffer between me and crime. if the government would allow me to buy shoulder-to-air missiles and nuclear weapons, i wouldn't need national defense. i'm never sick. my body can convert light into chemical energy. i don't care who gets elected. unless a communist is elected. look what communism has done to alf. alf’s blog sucks. alf sits in front of his computer for at least an hour every day staring at the screen, searching his memory for a shred of something interesting in his life, only to find that communism has left him with nothing.

in the united states, my blog has developed a huge following. my inchoate political diatribes have generated thousands of succinct hate emails. recently, the tone has changed to praise due largely in part to the poignant commentary of king klinker. in case you haven't been reading the comments, click here for the best of.