You're Trashy

How Do Japanese Dump Trash? Let Us Count the Myriad Ways
I enjoyed this article. In an effort to make conscious humans faithfully follow the three Rs (reduce, recycle, reuse), the Japanese are required to sort their trash into anywhere from 10 to 44 categories. 3R-ing decreases the costs of incineration. Eighty percent of trash generated in Japan is incinerated, whereas eighty percent of trash generated in the U.S. is landfilled. When news of Japanese environmental standards was presented to an American, he responded by saying “Stewardship is a cock in the ass.” But sir, why do you hate personal responsibility.

Hastings pummeled by storms
My hometown in Nebraska was pounded by golf ball to baseball size hail last evening. Streetlights, building windows, and car windows were shattered. Structures were battered and cars were dented. Thank goodness the crops weren’t up yet.

Bengo Mrema was honored by being named Big Brother of the year by Big Brothers Big Sisters of the Greater Twin Cities.

For Gay Men, an Attraction to a Different Kind of Scent
Maybe people don’t choose to be gay; however, they still remain the biggest threat to national security and quality of life.

“Legislators can see consequences that individual citizens sometimes overlook.” Who would say such a thing.

Church Split in Dispute Over Bush
A reverend endorsed Bush from the pulpit and claimed those voting for Kerry need to repent or resign from the church. The reverend continued his crusade after the election, eventually ousting nine members. Issue numero uno, abortion.

Here is a precious quote from one of the church members:

“I don't believe he preached politics. I don't believe anyone should tell a preacher not to preach what's in the Bible.”

Awesome.